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While all the wisdom of the worlds is at your finger tips through the cookie oracle, please remember this is just a game. Life, we mean, but especially the idea of getting advice from dessert. The opinions of the cookie oracle do not reflect those of the founders or owners or creators of this website. The cookie's opinions are his own.

In other words, don't be a Homer:

He begins sobbing.

Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know. [weeping] We're gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to.
Homer: [sad] Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well...desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet!


Or, in the words of Joan Rivers: "Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

Or Marcus Tullius Cicero: "Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself."

The answer is already within you. The cookie is just here to help point the way to it.
And if even your own counsel leads you astray, take comfort in the words of Soren Kierkegaard: "I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both."

There are no easy answers in life. But at the same time, you can't really get it wrong.
Just have fun.
And laugh.
And it will all work out.

The cookie has spoken.



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